Matt Damon returns as Brett Kavanaugh in ‘SNL’ cold open

Matt Damon returns as Brett Kavanaugh in ‘SNL’ cold open


Itโ€™s hard to believe, as Matt Damon noted in his monologue in this weekโ€™s โ€œSaturday Night Live,โ€ that the actor of this summerโ€™s โ€œThe Odysseyโ€ has only guest hosted three times during his lengthy career. (In case youโ€™re wondering, his frequent writing and acting partner Ben Affleck has hosted five times.)

Thatโ€™s a shame because Damon checks all the boxes for what an A-list actor should do when they host the show: be super present, take every opportunity to do the silliest sketches without seeming uncomfortable, and bring at least some of their acting chops to bear to give otherwise lightweight sketches a little extra gravitas or emotion.

Damon did all that and helped start the show off with an extra jolt of energy by returning as Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh in the cold open, along with last weekโ€™s ringer, Aziz Ansari as FBI Director Kash Patel.

Not every sketch worked, like an early Godzilla parody set in a command center that was simply a series of increasingly anticipated spit takes on poor Mikey Day. Things improved when Damon played himself in a pre-taped sketch about a movie made just for moms ahead of Motherโ€™s Day; momโ€™s fantasy? No conflict among the kids and a blissful marriage to Matt Damon.

Damon also played one of a trio of middle-aged men (including Marcello Hernรกndez and Kenan Thompson) constantly getting beat up by โ€œtough guysโ€ who are sometimes just children. He also played a frustrated dad in a strange cat litter commercial, a substitute teacher trying to get a classroom of students to dance (unsuccessfully) and, memorably, an auctioneer in a fight with his auctioneer wife (Sarah Sherman). In these sketches in particular, Damonโ€™s acting skills helped elevate the characters he played, grounding them in sadness or frustration. It definitely helped.

The โ€œOdysseyโ€ might turn out to be the summerโ€™s biggest movie hit. If thatโ€™s the case, letโ€™s hope Matt Damon isnโ€™t kept from hosting โ€œSNLโ€ for so long after this weekโ€™s solid job.

Musical guest Noah Kahan performed โ€œThe Great Divideโ€ and โ€œDoors.โ€

At Martinโ€™s Tavern in Washington, D.C., Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth (Colin Jost) returned yet again to shout-bark at those around him, brag about the Iran War he claims he started and, of course, talk about drinking alcohol. But this time, he was joined by his apparent drinking buddy Kavanaugh, who held a gavel and immediately ordered a โ€œsix-three decisionโ€ (six beers, three shots of Jameson whiskey). Glowing in their victories, Hegseth bellowed, โ€œCan you believe I just started a war?โ€ Kavanaugh replied, โ€œCan you believe I ended abortion? Your body, my choice!โ€ Kavanaugh went on to show off what at first looked like a dinosaur-shaped district map for Tennessee before revealing itโ€™s his field sobriety test, when he was asked to draw a circle. Kavanaugh bemoaned the male loneliness crisis just before they were joined by Patel, who cried, โ€œDoes this bar take Kaaaaash?โ€ Patel showed off the bourbon that bears his name. (โ€œSomehow this is a real thing that I, the FBI director, have made. This is real!โ€) Kavanaugh revealed a secret: that the court is going to let Trump do a third term. โ€œTrump found the original Constitution and on the end, he wrote, โ€˜Psych!โ€™ โ€ The three ended the sketch by singing Chumbawambaโ€™s โ€œTubthumbingโ€ with its callouts of their drink orders.

Damon previewed his upcoming film, even though he had to mention several times that โ€œThe Odysseyโ€ wonโ€™t be out for another nine weeks. He also had to break the news that the lovely โ€œSNLโ€ tradition of bringing on moms of cast members wouldnโ€™t be happening this year due to Spirit Airlines shutting down. It turns out, after an audience member (โ€œSNLโ€ writer Jack Bensinger) asks, that only Hernรกndezโ€™s mom was able to make it. Damon then recorded a video message to moms out there for anyone who didnโ€™t get a gift for them. โ€œYou deserve a night outโ€ฆ nine weekends from now,โ€ he said, suggesting the movie would make a great date night.

Best sketch of the night: Do I hear best sketch of the night? Sold!

A sketch as gimmicky as this one โ€” in which the premise is two auctioneers (Damon and Sherman) are having a marriage-ending fight โ€” only works if the performers are up to the task, and luckily both Damon and Sherman navigated the super-fast dialogue expertly and without looking like they were eyeing cue cards the entire time. The two went back and forth, auctioneering a discussion about weight, infidelity, drinking, their sex life and, eventually, terms of their divorce in front of their four young sons (who, adorably, hold up little numbered signs. Yes, they were played by adult cast members.). Even for โ€œSNLโ€ and for the last-sketch-of-the-night slot, it was a bold sketch for live TV and Damon and Sherman expertly walked the tightrope on this one.

Also good: Your mom will only make it through 23 minutes of this

โ€œSNLโ€ is no stranger to spiky sketch comedy takes on motherhood: remember โ€œMom Jeans?โ€ For this yearโ€™s Motherโ€™s Day take, it presented โ€œMom: The Movie,โ€ a film devoid of conflict or dramatic tension because โ€œMoms have enough stress. Why not let them feel good for a day?โ€ Ashley Padilla plays the mom in the film, enjoying argument-free time with her kids (Jeremy Culhane, Tommy Brennan and Veronika Slowikowska), who only deliver good news. Sheโ€™s married to Matt Damon, making her Rhonda Damon, and they met when he noticed her giant turquoise necklace after a movie screening. The film is streaming where moms are expected to find it: on HomeGoods Plus.

โ€˜Weekend Updateโ€™ winner: This โ€˜Updateโ€™ segment is bananas โ€” the round kind

This weekโ€™s โ€œUpdateโ€ featured three guest segments. Hernรกndez and Day played kamikaze dolphins who work for the government, giving them a sense of porpoise (their joke, not mine). Jane Wickline expressed her anger at people caring that sheโ€™s always late in a funny musical rant. But Culhaneโ€™s return as Tucker Carlson continued a dead-on impersonation that covered several topics, including the Met Galaโ€™s wild outfits, the new Michael Jackson biopic, and why eating round bananas is less gay than eating traditionally shaped ones. Culhaneโ€™s impression is a thing of beauty, and this time it leaned harder into Carlsonโ€™s tendency to express things from a very white point of view. In describing ASAP Rockyโ€™s pink robe from the Met Gala, he said the performer was, โ€œWearing my least favorite color โ€ฆ African-American.โ€

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