Matt Damon returns as Brett Kavanaugh in ‘SNL’ cold open
Itโs hard to believe, as Matt Damon noted in his monologue in this weekโs โSaturday Night Live,โ that the actor of this summerโs โThe Odysseyโ has only guest hosted three times during his lengthy career. (In case youโre wondering, his frequent writing and acting partner Ben Affleck has hosted five times.)
Thatโs a shame because Damon checks all the boxes for what an A-list actor should do when they host the show: be super present, take every opportunity to do the silliest sketches without seeming uncomfortable, and bring at least some of their acting chops to bear to give otherwise lightweight sketches a little extra gravitas or emotion.
Damon did all that and helped start the show off with an extra jolt of energy by returning as Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh in the cold open, along with last weekโs ringer, Aziz Ansari as FBI Director Kash Patel.
Not every sketch worked, like an early Godzilla parody set in a command center that was simply a series of increasingly anticipated spit takes on poor Mikey Day. Things improved when Damon played himself in a pre-taped sketch about a movie made just for moms ahead of Motherโs Day; momโs fantasy? No conflict among the kids and a blissful marriage to Matt Damon.
Damon also played one of a trio of middle-aged men (including Marcello Hernรกndez and Kenan Thompson) constantly getting beat up by โtough guysโ who are sometimes just children. He also played a frustrated dad in a strange cat litter commercial, a substitute teacher trying to get a classroom of students to dance (unsuccessfully) and, memorably, an auctioneer in a fight with his auctioneer wife (Sarah Sherman). In these sketches in particular, Damonโs acting skills helped elevate the characters he played, grounding them in sadness or frustration. It definitely helped.
The โOdysseyโ might turn out to be the summerโs biggest movie hit. If thatโs the case, letโs hope Matt Damon isnโt kept from hosting โSNLโ for so long after this weekโs solid job.
Musical guest Noah Kahan performed โThe Great Divideโ and โDoors.โ
At Martinโs Tavern in Washington, D.C., Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth (Colin Jost) returned yet again to shout-bark at those around him, brag about the Iran War he claims he started and, of course, talk about drinking alcohol. But this time, he was joined by his apparent drinking buddy Kavanaugh, who held a gavel and immediately ordered a โsix-three decisionโ (six beers, three shots of Jameson whiskey). Glowing in their victories, Hegseth bellowed, โCan you believe I just started a war?โ Kavanaugh replied, โCan you believe I ended abortion? Your body, my choice!โ Kavanaugh went on to show off what at first looked like a dinosaur-shaped district map for Tennessee before revealing itโs his field sobriety test, when he was asked to draw a circle. Kavanaugh bemoaned the male loneliness crisis just before they were joined by Patel, who cried, โDoes this bar take Kaaaaash?โ Patel showed off the bourbon that bears his name. (โSomehow this is a real thing that I, the FBI director, have made. This is real!โ) Kavanaugh revealed a secret: that the court is going to let Trump do a third term. โTrump found the original Constitution and on the end, he wrote, โPsych!โ โ The three ended the sketch by singing Chumbawambaโs โTubthumbingโ with its callouts of their drink orders.
Damon previewed his upcoming film, even though he had to mention several times that โThe Odysseyโ wonโt be out for another nine weeks. He also had to break the news that the lovely โSNLโ tradition of bringing on moms of cast members wouldnโt be happening this year due to Spirit Airlines shutting down. It turns out, after an audience member (โSNLโ writer Jack Bensinger) asks, that only Hernรกndezโs mom was able to make it. Damon then recorded a video message to moms out there for anyone who didnโt get a gift for them. โYou deserve a night outโฆ nine weekends from now,โ he said, suggesting the movie would make a great date night.
Best sketch of the night: Do I hear best sketch of the night? Sold!
A sketch as gimmicky as this one โ in which the premise is two auctioneers (Damon and Sherman) are having a marriage-ending fight โ only works if the performers are up to the task, and luckily both Damon and Sherman navigated the super-fast dialogue expertly and without looking like they were eyeing cue cards the entire time. The two went back and forth, auctioneering a discussion about weight, infidelity, drinking, their sex life and, eventually, terms of their divorce in front of their four young sons (who, adorably, hold up little numbered signs. Yes, they were played by adult cast members.). Even for โSNLโ and for the last-sketch-of-the-night slot, it was a bold sketch for live TV and Damon and Sherman expertly walked the tightrope on this one.
Also good: Your mom will only make it through 23 minutes of this
โSNLโ is no stranger to spiky sketch comedy takes on motherhood: remember โMom Jeans?โ For this yearโs Motherโs Day take, it presented โMom: The Movie,โ a film devoid of conflict or dramatic tension because โMoms have enough stress. Why not let them feel good for a day?โ Ashley Padilla plays the mom in the film, enjoying argument-free time with her kids (Jeremy Culhane, Tommy Brennan and Veronika Slowikowska), who only deliver good news. Sheโs married to Matt Damon, making her Rhonda Damon, and they met when he noticed her giant turquoise necklace after a movie screening. The film is streaming where moms are expected to find it: on HomeGoods Plus.
โWeekend Updateโ winner: This โUpdateโ segment is bananas โ the round kind
This weekโs โUpdateโ featured three guest segments. Hernรกndez and Day played kamikaze dolphins who work for the government, giving them a sense of porpoise (their joke, not mine). Jane Wickline expressed her anger at people caring that sheโs always late in a funny musical rant. But Culhaneโs return as Tucker Carlson continued a dead-on impersonation that covered several topics, including the Met Galaโs wild outfits, the new Michael Jackson biopic, and why eating round bananas is less gay than eating traditionally shaped ones. Culhaneโs impression is a thing of beauty, and this time it leaned harder into Carlsonโs tendency to express things from a very white point of view. In describing ASAP Rockyโs pink robe from the Met Gala, he said the performer was, โWearing my least favorite color โฆ African-American.โ