‘The Queen of Versailles’ review: Kristin Chenoweth lifts a McMansion
NEW YORKย โย No one could possibly be working harder right now on Broadway than Kristin Chenoweth, who is bearing the weight of a McMansion musical on her diminutive frame and making it seem like sheโs hoisting nothing heavier than a few overstuffed Hermes, Prada and Chanel shopping bags.
A trouperโs trouper, Chenoweth has reunited with her โWickedโ compatriot Stephen Schwartz, who has written the score for โThe Queen of Versailles.โ The show, which had its Broadway opening at the St. James Theatre on Sunday, is an adaptation of Lauren Greenfieldโs 2012 documentary about a family building one of the largest private homes in America in a style that blends Louis XIV with Las Vegas.
When the Great Recession of 2008 crashes the party, the Florida couple who are never satisfied despite having everything find themselves scrounging to make the mortgage payments for this unfinished (and possibly unfinishable) Orlando colossus. Not even the banks know what to do with this gargantuan white elephant.
The first half of the musical traces Jackieโs rise from a hardworking upstate New York hick to a Florida beauty pageant winner who escaped an abusive relationship with her baby daughter. Her dream of nabbing a wealthy husband comes true after she meets David Siegel (F. Murray Abraham, in vivid vulgarian resort mogul mode). Heโs decades older than her but as rich as Croesus, having proudly transformed himself into the โTimeshare King.โ
With David funding her every whim, Jackie discovers the joys of consumerism as her family expands along with her credit line. David adopts her first-born, Victoria (Nina White), a sulky adolescent who doesnโt appreciate her motherโs lavish ways. And the couple proceed to have six more children together before adopting Jackieโs niece, Jonquil (Tatum Grace Hopkins), a Dickensian waif who shows up with all her belongings stuffed into plastic bags.
The musicalโs book, written by Lindsey Ferrentino (whose plays included the raw veteran recovery story โUgly Lies the Boneโ) deals only with Victoria and Jonquil, leaving the other kids to our imagination along with most of the pets that suffer the seesaw of lavish attention and thoughtless neglect that is the Siegel family way.
Jackie didnโt set out to build such a ludicrously gigantic residence. As she explains in the number โBecause We Can,โ โWe just want the home of our dreams/And the house weโre in now,/Although itโs sweet,/Itโs only like 26,000 square feet,/So weโre just bursting at the seams.โ
This version of โThe Queen of Versailles,โ making the visual most of settings by scenic and video designer Dane Laffrey, that can make Mar-a-Lago seem understated, embraces the sociological fable aspect of the tale. To drive home the political point, the musical begins at the court of Louis XIV and returns to France near the end of the show after the French Revolution has bloodied up the guillotine with the powdered heads of callous aristocrats.
Jackie sees herself as a modern-day Marie Antoinette, but instead of saying โLet them eat cakeโ she has her driver bring back enough McDonaldโs to feed an entire film crew. Chenoweth, who is as gleaming as a holiday ornament on Liberaceโs Christmas tree, arrives at a canny balance of quixotic generosity and parvenu carelessness in her portrayal of a woman she refuses to lampoon.
Kristin Chenoweth and the Company of โThe Queen of Versailles.โ
(Julieta Cervantes)
The second half of the musical recaps what happens when the super rich face ruin โ ruin not in the sense of going hungry but of having to stop buying luxury goods in bulk. With his timeshare empire hanging in the balance, Abrahamโs David transforms from Santa Claus to Ebenezer Scrooge, belligerently withdrawing into his home office like a beaten general plotting a counteroffensive and treating Jackie like a trophy wife who has lost her golden sheen.
Ferrentino extends the timeline beyond the documentary to include what happened to the family in the years since the film was released and Jackie took to the spotlight like a Real Housewife given her own spinoff. The federal bailout worked wonders for the haves, like the Siegels, while the have-nots were left to fend for themselves โ casualties of questionable mortgage practices and the โmore, more, moreโ mantra of America. But no one escapes the brutal moral accounting, not even Jackie, after she suffers a tragedy no amount of retail therapy will ever make right.
โThe Queen of Versaillesโ has grown tighter since its tryout last summer at Bostonโs Emerson Colonial Theatre, but itโs still an unwieldy operation despite the impeccable showmanship of Michael Ardenโs direction. The problem isnโt the production but the musicalโs shifting raison dโรชtre.
The first act hews to the documentary in a flatly straightforward fashion. The making of the film becomes the invitation to tell Jackieโs story in the mythic terms she favors. The musical indulges her not with a smirk but with a knowing smile. Itโs the culture thatโs skewered rather than those who adopt its perverted values.
But not content to be a satiric case study in how the Siegel family story connects โLifestyles of the Rich and Famousโ and โDynastyโ to the shallowness and cruelty of Donald Trumpโs America, the show aspires to the level of tragedy. Achieving great emotional depth, however, isnโt easy when wearing a plastic surgery mask of comedy.
Kristin Chenoweth as Jackie Siegel in โThe Queen of Versailles.โ
(Julieta Cervantes)
Schwartz has composed an American time capsule of Broadway pop, with as much variety as โWickedโ though with less bombast and no real standout blockbuster numbers. The score moves from the zingy send-up of โMrs. Floridaโ and โThe Ballad of the Timeshare Kingโ in the first act to the more maudlin โThe Book of Random,โ in which vulnerable Victoria gives vent to her suffering, and โLittle Houses,โ in which the modest lifestyle of Jackieโs parents (played by Stephen DeRosa and Isabel Keating) is extolled in increasingly grandiose musical fashion, in the second.
Strangely, one of the showโs most captivating songs, โPavane for a Dead Lizard,โ is about a reptile that starved to death because of Victoriaโs negligence. The number, a duet for Victoria and Jonquil, doesnโt make importunate emotional demands and is all the more poignant for its restraint. (Whiteโs Victoria and Hopkinsโ Jonquil come into their own here, letting down the defensive armor of their recalcitrant characters.)
Melody Butiu, who plays the Siegelsโ Filipina nanny and indispensable factotum, has a readier place in our hearts for all that she has had to sacrifice to support her distant family. Her material lack exists stoically in the shadow of the familyโs monstrous excess.
In โCaviar Dreams,โ Jackie proclaims her โChampagne wishesโ of becoming โAmerican royalty.โ Chenoweth, whose comic vibrancy breaches the fourth wall to make direct contact with the audience, relishes the humor of Jackie without poking fun of her, even when singing an operatic duet with Marie Antoinette (Cassondra James). But the material never allows Chenoweth to emotionally soar, and the fumbling final number, โThis Time Next Year,โ requires her to land the plane after the showโs navigation system has essentially gone blank.
โThe Queen of Versaillesโ is designed to bring out all of Chenowethโs Broadway shine. She never looks less than perfectly photoshopped, but the production ultimately overtaxes her strengths. New musicals are impossible dreams, and this is a whopper of a show, daunting in scale and jaw-dropping in ambition. If only Chenowethโs dazzling star power didnโt have to do so much of the heavy lifting.