Sabrina Carpenter is still dealing with it on ‘Man’s Best Friend’
Pop superstardom, it turns out, did absolutely nothing to improve Sabrina Carpenterβs love life.
Thatβs the thrust of the singerβs shrewd and tangy βManβs Best Friend,β which dropped Thursday night, just a year after last summerβs chart-topping βShort nβ Sweet.β The earlier album, which spun off a pair of smash singles in βEspressoβ and βPlease Please Please,β went on to be certified triple platinum and to win two Grammy Awards β more than enough to transform Carpenter, now 26, from a former Disney kid into the latest (and horniest) member of popβs A-list.
Yet all that success seems only to have attracted more of the losers she sang about last time. Here sheβs dealing with a smooth talker doling out empty promises, a crybaby who canβt decide what he wants, even a guy so fixated on self-betterment that heβs lost interest in the bedroom.
βHeβs busy, heβs working, he doesnβt have time for me,β she trills exasperatedly in βMy Man on Willpower,β βMy slutty pajamas not tempting him in the least.β
Itβs a veritable gallery of rogues, this LP, not least the dude in the dark suit pictured on the cover of βManβs Best Friendβ with a hank of Carpenterβs blond hair in his fist as she kneels before him. The image inspired an instant controversy when she unveiled it in June, with critics accusing her of propping up dangerous ideas about the submission of women in the age of the tradwife.
Responded the singer in a CBS News interview that aired Friday: βYβall need to get out more.β
Indeed, to take the album artwork at face value is to miss the whole point of Sabrina Carpenter, which is not just lampooning a prudish instinct β of course sheβs in on the joke β but demonstrating the limits of a dating scene β of an entire social power structure β in which this is what a girl at the top has to work with.
βI like my boys playing hard to get / And I like my men all incompetent,β she sings in the LPβs opener and lead single, βManchild.β She swears sheβs not choosing them β that they keep choosing her. Then she punctuates the claim by batting her fake eyelashes and rhyming βAmenβ with a flirty βHey, men.β
As with βShort nβ Sweet,β Carpenter made βManβs Best Friendβ with a tight crew of accomplices β Jack Antonoff, John Ryan and Amy Allen, plus a bunch of tasty studio players β and once again they get a sound that combines the hooky splendor of β70s-era AM-radio pop (think ELO, Wings and especially ABBA) with touches of country and dance music.
βTears,β in which Carpenter lusts after a guy capable of putting together a chair from IKEA, is a pillowy disco thumper with echoes of KC and the Sunshine Bandβs βThatβs the Way (I Like It)β; βNobodyβs Sonβ puts starchy palm-court strings over a bouncy reggae groove. Carpenterβs singing plays like an actorβs sizzle reel, by turns winsome, sneering, bubbly and resigned; in the twangy βGo Go Juiceβ alone β itβs about a woman whoβs woken up at 10 a.m. and opted to spend the day drunk-dialing exes β she runs through every emotional gradient separating determination from shame.
Song for song β line for line, really β βManβs Best Friendβ isnβt quite as sharp as βShort nβ Sweet,β which offered the rare thrill of a young artist coming into her own on her sixth studio album. Occasionally, you can sense Carpenter reaching for a memeable lyric, as in the many gags about wetness in βTearsβ; βWhen Did You Get Hot?,β meanwhile, feels like something Ariana Grande abandoned after workshopping for a minute.
When sheβs on, though, sheβs on: βGoodbyeβ is a dazzling orchestral-pop number in which she gives the boot to a hot-and-cold lover β βArrivederci, au revoir / Forgive my French, but fβ you, ta-taβ β and βHouse Tourβ a winking sex romp whose thwacking drums and rubbery funk bass call to mind Paula Abdulβs βOpposites Attract.β (After Doja Catβs Antonoff-produced βJealous Type,β might this signal a coming Abdul-aissance?)
Near the end of the album, Carpenter dials down the comedy for βDonβt Worry Iβll Make You Worry,β a sad and shimmery ballad about the thin line between love and war. βSilent treatment and humbling your ass / Well, thatβs some of my best work,β she sings over strummed acoustic guitar before promising oh so sweetly to βleave you feeling like a shell of a man.β
If you canβt join βem, beat βem.