‘Predator: Badlands’ review: Elle Fanning supplies humor, soul to sequel
The prey may change β the planets, too, their digital backdrops swirling like screensavers β but take comfort in knowing that when it comes to a βPredatorβ movie, weβre still talking about a dude in a suit. This time, that dude is New Zealandβs Dimitrius Schuster-Koloamatangi, a game 7-foot-3 actor whose eyes bulge behind those motorized mandibles and sometimes shine with feeling.
Despite his size, his Dek in βPredator: Badlandsβ is what you might call a baby: an untested youth who endures a siblingβs beatdown in the filmβs opening moments. Their warlord father is displeased with both of them. After some extreme parenting that would be frowned upon in most societies, alien or otherwise, neon-green blood flows and Dek is hurtling toward another world, vengeance burning in his heart.
βBring it home β for Kwei,β he mutters in an elaborate creature language invented expressly for the film. (The dialogue itself gets less attention.) Dek will seek the βunkillable Kalisk,β prove his worth in the hunt and, presumably, have some terse words with Dad upon his return.
Not to kill a Kalisk or anything but these Yautja (to use their species name) were never meant to carry a movie. Put one in a film with Arnold Schwarzenegger in the original 1987 summer action hit and suddenly the Terminator seems chatty. Pit them against the immortally gross creatures of βAlien vs. Predatorβ and the Yautja are nearly huggable.
But main characters they are not. βPredator: Badlandsβ has a misshapen gait to it, like a comedy skit drawn out to feature length. Fortunately, almost as soon as Dek lands on Genna, a planet of murderous flora, to bag his Kalisk, he runs into a babbling half-robot missing her legs who makes the movie much more compelling. You can either wonder how Elle Fanning, the tremulous heart of βA Complete Unknownβ and this seasonβs βSentimental Valueβ found herself in it, or smile at the good fortune of her being a stealth nerd who apparently loves a challenge.
Strapped to Dekβs back C-3PO-style, the disembodied Thia (Fanning) fills the movie with a semi-stoned running commentary: βAnd what does the chewing β your outside fangs or your inside teeth?β she asks him. When a second Fanning shows up as Thiaβs vicious sister Tessa, another βsyntheticβ built for dangerous off-world work, the film finds its groove as a new chapter in the continuing saga of our friends at the Weyland-Yutani Corporation, a fictional enterprise with such spectacularly bad luck at acquiring bioweapons, they should have faced a hostile takeover by now.
And, like virtually all of Hollywoodβs anti-corporate sci-fi adventures, βPredator: Badlandsβ is, at heart, a pro-business statement, bowing especially deeply to James Cameronβs designs for 1986βs βAliens,β including its squat vehicles, soulless directives (βThe Company is not pleased,β says a computer who isnβt the screenwriter) and the colossal power loader that lets someone human-sized do battle with a beast.
There isnβt much of an original signature here. Returning director Dan Trachtenberg hits the beats competently but not too stridently, like a good superfan should. If youβre expecting Dekβs sensitivity to become an asset, give yourself a trophy. Yet if a machine β or a studio β can produce a robot as fun as Thia, thereβs hope for this franchise yet.
‘Predator: Badlands’
In Yautja and English, with subtitles
Rated: PG-13, for sequences of strong sci-fi violence
Running time: 1 hour, 47 minutes
Playing: In wide release Friday, Nov. 7